i'll never wear your broken crown

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via laughtime)

scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

(Source: regulative, via fake-mermaid)